Old Testament God Sends Asteroids to Destroy Cuckoo Koran Burning Red Neck Preacher

Wired News reports that not just one but two asteroids narrowly missed the earth this week. Since 154,000 and 49,000 miles in considered close in space circles. I've got 87,000 miles on my Ford pickup so relatively speaking that's pretty close I guess. Two enterprising Italian astronomy nerds captured the event on video.