Friday, October 10, 2008

McCain Claims Everyone Living In Chicago Is A Terrorist Contolled By City's Political Machine

Today John McCain and Sarah Palin claimed the Chicago Cubs early exit from this years baseball playoffs was due to the fact that Socialists members of the Chicago's political machine had infiltrated and taken over their clubhouse.

In addition the campaign claimed that Oprah, Ozzie Guillen, Lou Pinella, The Bears, The White Sox, Richard Daily, The Sears Tower, Studs Terkel, Michigan Ave, Billy Goat Tavern, Bulls, Michael Jordan, the Bleacher Bums, the dead body of Harry Carey and lots of people of Irish decent and that Steve Bartman guy are all tied to unrepentant terrorist William Ayres and slum lord Tony Resco because they all lived in the City of Chicago simultaneously at some time during the last 100 years.

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