Maybe he should officially change his name to Captian Ralph "Wrongway" NADIR. As many of you familiar with the old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon series remember Ralph Nadar's new namesake was the owner and captain of the S.S. Guppy and has no clue what he's doing. On his last voyage, he and his crew spent an entire election cycle going in a circle. They went for a sail around the America only to end up discovering they were still in the bay in Florida. In fear of their lives, his crew installed a fake captain's wheel so that Captain Peachfuzz only "thought" he was steering.